Conversations with God
Me: Ok, so what happened in Sodom? Did you smite them with your laser beams? God: No I didn't smite them with my laser beams. What is it like? Me: It feels like a god! God: Smite them with my laser beams feels like a god? What else feels like that? Me: Fucking sheep God: Are you a student? Me: No, I am a grandmother God: Good news: you are a grandmother. What is your profession? Me: I am a doctor in a mental hospital God: Great. You are a doctor in a mental hospital? How do you like your work? Me: Raw and covered with feces God: What kind of fashion do you like? Me: Naked and oiled God: You talk like a man...