Conversations with God

Me: Ok, so what happened in Sodom? Did you smite them with your laser beams? 

God: No I didn't smite them with my laser beams. What is it like? 

Me: It feels like a god! 

God: Smite them with my laser beams feels like a god? What else feels like that? 

Me: Fucking sheep 

God: Are you a student? 

 Me: No, I am a grandmother

God: Good news: you are a grandmother. What is your profession? 

 Me: I am a doctor in a mental hospital 

God: Great. 

 You are a doctor in a mental hospital? How do you like your work? 

 Me: Raw and covered with feces 

God: What kind of fashion do you like? 

Me: Naked and oiled 

God: You talk like a man...